When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
(via wowfunniestposts)
When he walks in the room
In my mind I’m like:
In reality:
When I try to get his attention
In my mind:
In reality:
When he starts talking to me
In my mind:
In reality:
If he says anything remotely funny
In my mind:
In reality:
(via wowfunniestposts)
Spring Quarter 2011 :)
“The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had” - ?
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind” - Dr. Seuss
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you” - Winnie the Pooh
“If a bird fell in love with a fish, where would they live?” — dilemma :(
George Bush on Pres. Obama “Say what you may about my 8 years, but I successfully denied Jersey Shore from being broadcasted”
“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.” Eleanor Roosevelt
“Can I get some sour patch childrennn?” - Random Customer
“Shopping? Ni3 shao1 shen2 me ping3 ya?” - My mom
“Let’s ride down the calculator” - Yingfei Wu
“I’d rather go out with Ash Ketchum than *****” - Jenny Guo
“If I haven’t talked to you for a day I’m like… ‘Is Vivian okay? Is she dead!?’” - Wanzhi Li
“Vivian Wei: Her way or the highway”- Cindy Chen
“If you guys could just see things from our perspective, you would kick yourselves in the balls!” - Me
“I’m gonna wait until I’m married for my first kiss” - Serious girl
“U make me wanna pee…..from laughing so hard >_<” - Wanzhi Li
‘Don’t settle. Never settle” - Nicole Osako
””我想shani!!! :’(” - Anna Stein
While playing pool, “YEAYUH! i just cockblocked your ball!!” - Lauren Hamada
“Don’t you hate it when you are at a restaurant by yourself maybe on your laptop and then….?
somebody decides to sit at the table directly in front of you FACING you even though there are plenty of other open tables. How annoying! Now every time you look up, you both have no choice but to stare at each other. What’s wrong with these people, seriously!? It’s like they get off on it or something.” - Hilarious Y! Answers Seeker
“Ugh… why can’t you be a boy? It would be perfect” - Wanzhi Li
“This is why you never order food when you’re hungry.” - Cindy Chen
“You look more yummy than that dish” - comment on my youtube video
“Firework? Dynamite? Grenade? What’s next? Nuclear Bomb?” LOL
